WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, bro, what the heck is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please shed some light on before I go completely bonkers? Seriously Fucking Crap?! Dude, this is totally bullshit. I'm beyond stoked right now. It'